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Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.	Posted - 2009.01.29 17:20:00 - [1] I've got my story, I've got the wallet transaction logs. However, it will cost you 18bil just to find out what the scam is. It will cost you an additional 18 bil to find out how to do the scam correctly as Ive seen it done incorrectly so many times by those who didn't grow up in the 80's and perfected social engineering. Otherwise, you don't get to find out what the scam is, how its done, get a story, and I've already crowned myself prince of scammers. How do you like them beans? Originally by: CCP Mitnal Forum gods ANGRY. Need sacrifice.
Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.	Posted - 2009.01.29 17:26:00 - [2] Originally by: Thann Starlinbow For the love of god, don't give red box any money. They'd just spend it on really terribly fit Redeemers. Yes, because I speak for my alliance and tell them exactly how to fit. I'm glad you've officially met slackers standard requirement of having an iq which matches that of my dim witted next door neighbor. Please, give the money to slackers since they can't afford proper setups themselves to takle me as proven from lastnight. Originally by: CCP Mitnal Forum gods ANGRY. Need sacrifice.
Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.	Posted - 2009.01.29 17:42:00 - [3] Edited by: Tal Nok on 29/01/2009 17:43:01 Oh, I apologize kind sirs, I didn't know I was able to control what every person does in this alliance which I care so dearly about. Please, tell me how to make them undock oh all knowing and knowledgeable ones! And yes, I was full speed aligned, and undocked (gasp!) while there were what, 15 of you in local? Kinda makes your buddies statement, well um, incorrect as usual. But please, in all seriousness, tell me how I can be so elite like you to be perfect in every way with the limitation of a kumquat as a means of intelligence.
Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.	Posted - 2009.01.29 17:47:00 - [4] Originally by: Thann Starlinbow Because sitting aligned and at speed for a station 200km off of a gate in low sec is so risky, amirite? erm, I wasn't anywhere near a gate, I was about 200,000km off the gate. I've got a counting game we can play to help teach you to count that high. Originally by: CCP Mitnal Forum gods ANGRY. Need sacrifice.
Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.	Posted - 2009.01.29 17:56:00 - [5] Originally by: Righteous Fury Actually when you jumped into local there were only two of us there, you ran away from a Navy Issue Augoror because you were too much of a coward to kill it, even with the rest of your friends there. But honestly, I stopped being surprised at Red Box screaming BLOBLOBLOBLOBLOB every day, you really just have no talent. After all, what does it say about you when you claim we're of limited intelligence, yet you hide from us or just die outright? The stupider than the stupid are....you? Your logic sir, impeccable. See, this is exactly what I was talking about. I saw the rest of you a few jumps out, and I didn't "jump into local" I actually was jumping into kourm while you were aggressing in huola. As we all know damnations are uber elite damage dealers and could quite easily take on everything thrown at it. The rest of the peeps warped off and didnt't want to engage, and I didn't want to show off my massive ammount of damage to a lowly navy issue augoror that even a frig can obviously take out. But you are correct, I have absolutely no talent, because you know, we've flown together for how long? You remember that time when I got you away from mining all those rocks and into your first pvp fit ship? You had to change your diapers afterwards then you had to go home cause your mum was calling. I claim you have limited intelligence because your lacking in all your descriptions of the other night, and cry entirely too much and have yet to prove otherwise. I mean, let's be realistic here if I might be so bold to say but I have yet to see anything come out of a conversation with a slacker other than "we r elite so undock now11!!!! omg u all run wtf u sux we good"
Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.	Posted - 2009.01.29 18:06:00 - [6] Originally by: Righteous Fury So in summation, you're an idiot, you're a coward, and you expect us to have a real conversation with you because we obviously respect you so much and care about your opinions? I'd say look at your killboard for how much shit you've lost to us as 'proof,' but then I remember you're a third-rate alliance that doesn't post their losses because it would be much too embarrassing for you. But please, continue trying to be witty and relevant. We're always bored during the day. In summary, you are apparently an idiot due to you obviously think I respect my alliance and care so deeply for it or half the people who lose their ships. My personal losses have been from drunken fun. Apparently you do want to have conversations with me since we are on page two now, and seriously, stop eve mailing me asking for my hand in marrige because no, your not of age. That's illegal where I come from. I'd say look at my killboard and "prove" to me where it shows that I care about any of this. Ah but I remember something too, you can't. You won't. And if they don't post their losses, that's up to them. Another reason why I carry my own personal killboard linked via api. And as you said, please, continue trying to be witty and relevant, I personally would chose the word sensical. P.S. Can we make page 3 love?
Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.	Posted - 2009.01.29 18:17:00 - [7] Originally by: Thann Starlinbow What the ** are you doing in an alliance or corporation if you don't give two *s about anyone in it? Furthermore, for not caring about them, you sure do type a lot of :words: about how much you don't care. I have to keep typing it because you haven't found the clue that I don't care. Why would you? It's a game, this isn't some interpersonal relationship that I have to deal with on a daily basis and it's not like I have to give them head too. Why am I typing so much? I'm bored at work, why are we almost on page 3? This is fun tbfh. As for why I'm with them, because some* of them I would actually enjoy hanging out with at a pub. There are some that I've known since I started playing. I can logon, shoot stuff, either kill or get killed, waste some time before and after dinner and then go about my day. Why are you with Slackers?
Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.	Posted - 2009.01.29 18:26:00 - [8] Originally by: Thann Starlinbow Because it's hilarious to see tears. Like the ones in this thread. You mean to the sound of "you guys are always docking up?" or "you guys are cowards and run so we can't fight" I'd like to see where I've shed some tears for you. I've corrected you I've described how you act I've described pretty much in a single word what you are Oh, and I keep pointing out that I don't care I on the other hand, see a few salty trails from the tears you've made very clear on pointing out. Great derail too.
Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.	Posted - 2009.01.29 18:36:00 - [9] Originally by: Thann Starlinbow Besides, thread was crap before slackers showed up, anyways. Actually, this thread was crap after you showed up, I had to save it. Let's face it, if it wasn't for me posting, this thread would have never seen page 2, or if some twit comes along and reads one response out of the 20, then page three. But as I said, you were crying about docking and running :) the truth is blind to those who don't want to see or admit it. I'm just saying..
Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.	Posted - 2009.01.29 18:38:00 - [10] Just as a interesting side note and fact: I asked for a little smack between myself and slackers. Everyone told me to leave it alone. Glad it happened.
Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.	Posted - 2009.01.29 18:44:00 - [11] Originally by: Righteous Fury Originally by: Tal Nok You mean to the sound of "you guys are always docking up?" or "you guys are cowards and run so we can't fight" I'd like to see where I've shed some tears for you. I've corrected you I've described how you act I've described pretty much in a single word what you are Oh, and I keep pointing out that I don't care I on the other hand, see a few salty trails from the tears you've made very clear on pointing out. Great derail too. Actually no, I'm referring to the tears of frustration and shame in your alliance chat every time we're nearby. We have a 12 page thread on our corp forum with snippets, seriously its comedy gold. Ah, well, then I got nothing. Is any of my drunken blabber on there? I hear thats some pretty good stuff too, especially corp mails with packs of cigarettes which have been lost or being out of alcohol.
Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.	Posted - 2009.01.29 18:47:00 - [12] Originally by: Thann Starlinbow Originally by: Tal Nok But as I said, you were crying about docking and running :) the truth is blind to those who don't want to see or admit it. I'm just saying.. Crying about it? More like laughing about it. But keep on believing, brother! The kool-aid must be strong today! You guys want to come lose some more faction-fitted battleships to our comedy battlecruiser gang? I could use another CN XL booster. I see you still don't get it. Again, with the kumquats...yadayadayada. Maybe not all of you slackers, but well, you are taking the cake, and my "brothers kool-aid" too apparently.
Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.	Posted - 2009.01.29 19:59:00 - [13] Originally by: Thann Starlinbow No, see.. it's you who doesn't get it. You guys were harping it up about how awesome at PVP you guys are and "IF ONLY" scenarios where you think you could beat us.. so obviously lots of you care.. otherwise everyone wouldn't be docking up in fear of losing a ship whenever anyone from slackers is in local. If you really don't care, then stay and fight and drop some more loot for us next time. Otherwise run back to your little station and alt-tab to furiosly ** it to while you wait for us to go away so you can go back to ganking lone drakes at a gate with your 10 battleships and patting yourselves on the back about how awesome at pvp you are. <insert previous umteen posts> No, you don't get it. But thats ok, I can't fathom dumbing myself down any further. Do yourself a favor and stop using the same tissues you use to clean up after yourself to wipe your tears away, you might have got something in your eyes if your having this much of a problem understanding what this thread turned into. Anywho, see you in local tonight I'm sure. Make sure to bring as many as you can so everyone docks up as usual. Just remember what I said about the tissues. Originally by:** CCP Mitnal Forum gods ANGRY. Need sacrifice.
Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.	Posted - 2009.01.29 20:01:00 - [14] Originally by: Righteous Fury I'm sure if you repeat it enough, it'll come true one day. You should stay inside your house and repeat the words 'win the lottery' over and over until you win. Don't make the rookie mistake of stopping to eat or drink though, silly interruptions like that just force you to wait longer for what is rightfully yours. Remember to ignore the pains in your throat or stomach, because no pain, no gain. right? Won't need the lottery, but when your evicted from your house (if you actually own one), I'll be sure to save you some left over dog food to toss to you. Don't hate those who invested smartly, learn from them. Originally by: CCP Mitnal Forum gods ANGRY. Need sacrifice.
Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.	Posted - 2009.01.29 23:26:00 - [15] c Originally by: CCP Mitnal Forum gods ANGRY. Need sacrifice.
Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.	Posted - 2009.01.29 23:30:00 - [16] c Originally by: CCP Mitnal Forum gods ANGRY. Need sacrifice.
Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.	Posted - 2009.01.29 23:50:00 - [17] think we can make it to page 5? Originally by: CCP Mitnal Forum gods ANGRY. Need sacrifice.

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